— lonely boob —

i'm emily aay

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

Posted 18 hours ago // 56,068 notes (via deductiontoseduction , org. stunningpicture )

herestoallgodsloserz:

murder-city-80:

joshvongrimm:

petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes

fun fact: if Green Day did that, it would take over 9 hours

That’s fine a 9 hour green day gig would be great

Posted 18 hours ago // 206,372 notes (via alexalltimeloww , org. joshvongrimm )
Posted 19 hours ago // 4,517 notes (via deductiontoseduction , org. lolthatsme )

(Source: mexicanprophet)

Posted 19 hours ago // 176,883 notes (via raving-claw , org. mexicanprophet )
me:*accidentally says something that rhymes*
me:YOOOOOO
Posted 19 hours ago // 15,318 notes (via raving-claw , org. tennants-hair )

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

Posted 19 hours ago // 554,508 notes (via jonahdelgay , org. beauxbatons )

featgerardway:

The girl you just called trash, was actually me and you’re right

Posted 19 hours ago // 113 notes (via raving-claw , org. featgerardway )
october 31st:SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st:JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
Posted 19 hours ago // 465,658 notes (via raving-claw , org. oedipus-sex )

youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

Posted 19 hours ago // 66,752 notes (via raving-claw , org. youngstero )

(Source: tldrwikipedia)

Posted 19 hours ago // 25,498 notes (via raving-claw , org. tldrwikipedia )
surfahboi:

rift-in-the-warp:

…Did that fish just go Kamehameha on  that wall?

That’s Toothless in fish form


I watched the TV programme that its gif was from and it’s essentially these fish that live in the dark and they try to eat these little bug things. And these bugs eject the glowing stuff and the fish spits them out because they don’t want to be seen by predators

surfahboi:

rift-in-the-warp:

…Did that fish just go Kamehameha on  that wall?

That’s Toothless in fish form

I watched the TV programme that its gif was from and it’s essentially these fish that live in the dark and they try to eat these little bug things. And these bugs eject the glowing stuff and the fish spits them out because they don’t want to be seen by predators

(Source: highkeygay)

Posted 19 hours ago // 12,101 notes (via raving-claw , org. highkeygay )
Posted 19 hours ago // 12,011 notes (via raving-claw , org. scottie-mccutie )

jaclcfrost:

i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there

Posted 19 hours ago // 58,378 notes (via flykat , org. jaclcfrost )

subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

Posted 19 hours ago // 140,939 notes (via raining-sloths , org. subarufag )
45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

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